Old Cast

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Old Cast

Off the wall, quirky, Conservative, Harley riding, guitar playing, complaint letter writer. … mostly to the City Council for infractions as varied as the “poorly functioning sensors at stop lights” which fail to detect his motorcycle … forcing him to break the law by driving through the red lights that won’t change … to … oh well, you get the drift. His fart story at the Amon Carter museum is NOT to be missed.

After this was written, the following note from Richard was received:

On my mini-bio (front page bio), I humbly request that you remove the "...Richard's museum fart story is not to be missed..." (something to that effect). And replace it with something like, "...Richard enjoys cruising on his Harley Sportster and playing guitar..." I'm just not comfortable having farted at a museum being featured as if it's a major theme in my life (I ride my bike and play guitar way more than I fart at museums.) I hope I haven't offended you with this request, because when you read Terrance's feedback letter to the website, I'm afraid you might feel somewhat peeved having a shiftless ex-golden-glove boxer critique your writing. Have a wonderful day! Respectfully Yours, Richard

RIP 2007

Terrance Spinks

Terrance, our manly, masculine Golden Gloves champion, also has a Black Belt in Jujitsu. He doesn't have a real job, but does like to help his friends out by doing a little housecleaning or gardening for them. He was teased often as a child for being slightly effeminate, so please .... be gentle with him.