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Cast Characters

Gerta von Schlappenassen

Gerta is an old German whore, turned professional S&M Dominatrix,  who used to service the Hitler Youth Corps ... just a little stress relief, ja?  There's not much demand for her services now, so she spends a lot of her time singing old German beer-drinking songs, and cleaning her whips, chains, toys, dildos, and other various and sundry implements of torture.

King Ray

King Ray Rilley-Daves' third cousin, twice-removed, King Ray comes to us from the swamps around picturesque Larto, LA. As a product of good southern in-breeding, King Ray has a special insight to the views and ideas expressed on our show. Married with 4 or 5 kids, King Ray is a prime example of the need for Eugenics.

 

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